Today our oldest daughter caught my wife waking me up.

While we were a bit surprised and embarrassed (no one wants their children to grow up too quickly) as she stood there saying “Eww gross!” over and over.

Fortunately she then said “Why were you eating Mommy’s foot?!?”

We quickly recovered and I went about chewing on the wife’s arm and then the daughter’s arm to make it amusing.

The wife will complete her task tonight, in my office.